A few years ago I was sitting around a large table slowly losing a game of forehead detective. The last 15 minutes of the game was a round of awkward disbelief as clue after clue was dropped and it gradually became obvious that I had never heard of my famous person. The implications were a little shocking. It meant, by the looks, that I had not been near a New Zealand news source for the past month, maybe a little more. Even though I never leave the country.
The name on my forehead was a low-listed National MP. There had been a situation where he shot his mouth off at a Christchurch night club. I think there must have been a court case. I felt embarassment and a little shame while this sunk in. My friends rolled out the details for a while, during which I wondered what I had been attending to while all of this had been happening.
At the end someone noted that prior to the incident John Key probably didn’t know who he was either. That turned it all around in a moment. Everyone knew about him, about his case, because the media had dragged it around for weeks. It was probably a popular story because we’re wired to enjoy watching people getting their comeuppance.
It wasn’t news at all. It was just the way we put some someone in the stocks. Of course I had probably missed some actual news during this time, but I had to wonder whether it mattered. I had been following news but not much of it was local. More podcasts, more books, less radio and no TV.
The shocks kept coming. The bleaching of the Great Barrier Reef shocked me the most. The world’s largest living organism has existed in its current form for roughly the same amount of time that homo sapiens have existed. And now climate change is killing it. Right now. Emissions have not begun to subside, so this problem is only getting started. This is a very large canary in the coalmine that is our planet. One that can be seen from the moon.
When I talked about this to others I started to get the feeling it didn’t make headlines here. To me, this kind of news ought to have drowned out everything else. Not that other things don’t matter, but that all other things will before long be changed by this one thing. An existential crisis.
Still more shocks. I saw a post on reddit that linked to Mike Hosking reflecting on Trump’s pullout from the Paris accord. His words were:
If the above line was spoken in the US I would expect it to be met with howls of disbelief, even on Fox. I tried to imagine Sean Spicer saying them and failed. But here in NZ, on a news program, it just kind of slides by. It’s that surreal. Since the US election the words written to refute the statement above probably exist in the hundreds of thousands. The writers have likely never heard of Mike, but no doubt they would regard him with a morbid fascination. The news sources I’ve been reading have struggled themselves to deal with the daily stream of absurdities and have started talking about what the word ‘normal’ seems to mean now. Enjoy the links on those words by the way. There a plenty others I could have used.
The 1978 novel The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy included a surreal Galactic president called Zaphod Beeblebrox. This man set a new standard by being the first to give presidential addresses from the bath. US presidential addresses today are no less ground-breaking. They are just as informal and unprepared. One drifted off mid-word during a typo. Twitter did not exists in Douglas Adam’s time, though its the sort of thing he might come up with.
My obsession with the work of Mr Hosking didn’t end there. I’ve been blissfully unaware of his presence for so long, and learned that a little of him goes a long way indeed. I stopped at these words:
If you’re into it, you reduce the emissions locally, plant a lot of trees. Planting trees, until you meet your emissions, right? Its as easy as. Simplest thing to be able to do.
This was part of a bit on his summation of the Paris accord as a ‘rort and a scam‘. His co-host was decidedly less glib, and trying weakly to take another side. But her words were just as chilling:
Climate change everyone seems to have a different opinion who knows what.
Strangely, people do have a variety of opinions on this. The overwhelming majority of people who have made sincere efforts to understand this do not have different opinions. 97% of scientists agree that man made climate change is real. NASA agrees. So do the oil companies. And you can’t fix this by planting trees. I’ve written another piece, ‘the pesky enzyme‘ that talks about this. Its his first words here that speak the loudest – “If you’re into it”. As if paying a carbon debt is like choosing to recycle. That its just the sort of thing you might do to feel better about yourself. That there are no real consequences for not doing it.
Essentially, the pair were telling me that they didn’t think of climate change as a real, tangible, crisis that affected people. George Monbiot has reported that climate change denial is currently spreading like an infectious disease. Certainly looks that way here.
So here I am, stuck with this existential crisis of seemingly unparalleled magnitude, and the people who appear most in touch with what the masses think have not given it much consideration and written it off as unimportant. So faced with this impossible situation I went online and bought a furby. Something I could yell at. I could pretend it was Mr Hosking, that I would attempt to share all the details of the grim reality we face and it would respond to me with giggle, farts and yawns.
I thought that would make the good basis for a podcast. It wasn’t long before I realised that this was futile and would make me look a bit mad. I also got attached to the furby. After all, a furby connect cannot tell a lie and will never speak to you of the things it cannot understand. I now call it Solomon. After the king.
This blog was intended to follow the actions of the NZ government and see how well it was doing to meet its obligations in Paris. I expected there to be a lot of investigation to do. But there is so little happening that perhaps I need to find another tack. On returning from Paris our goverment as acted as if they signed a reverse agreement. One where more carbon was to be released and anything close to a solution that already existed should be scrapped.
Here’s the thing. The Paris accord was a commitment that was intended to lower carbon emissions using any means possible. A signatory returning home should be expected to look at ways of doing this. This means that decisions around the use of energy should all be viewed in the light of this agreement. Since returning from Paris NZ has planned to abandon current use of electrified rail solutions and favour deisel and started coal mining in national parks
Of course none of this can really be expected to look like progress on the emissions front. They are not feel-good stories about making progress on climate change. But one story is. It turns out that by burning tyres instead of coal when making cement we can reduce carbon emissions by 13,000 tonnes annually. In 2014 we emitted 24.4 million tonnes of carbon. So that’s progress all right. That one action reduces our emissions by 0.05 percent. This story, in the light of all the lost opportunities, should not give anyone comfort.
NZ is left with a commitment to pay billions in Carbon Credits. Which are essentially an admission of failure and really no help when it comes to rising temperatures, increasing floods, droughts, slips and fires. And if public opinion follows Mr Hosking, we won’t pay them anyway.
The task I’m left with seems to be this. I do what I can to ensure the information I am gathering about the problem is correct. After that, if I am sure that I have the facts, I will attempt to share them. After that, I’m left with trying to understand why nothing is changing.